
Mondays are usually not bad days for me. I tend to enjoy them because 1. they go by more quickly than the other four days, and 2. usually everyone else is having a bad day and for one day a week, I seem like the cheerful one. Today, however, was not my day.
It started out at about 11:15 p.m. last night. Max has started waking up every three hours again and because I'm too nervous about his weight as it is, I can't bring myself to stuff him more full before bedtime. He woke up again at 11:30 (because I tried to satiate him with a binky at 11:15) so I fed him...then again at 2:45. I woke up at 6 am (my usual time) and he wanted to eat again at 6:30 am. Not too bad, but a little schedule shifting.
Then, I left 5 minutes late. It doesn't seem like a lot but it puts me back significantly if I'm not "out the door" at 8:10 am. I still had a few things to grab (i.e. my lunch, the diaper bag, and the umbrella stroller that I use to walk Max home with). It turns out, I forgot my purse and had to run back. On my way to the bus stop I realized that I had forgotten my phone AND the warm jumpsuit that I dress Max in for the cold walk home. Bummer.
I missed my bus.
I got into work 1/2 hour late and saw an email from my new boss about how we were not doing as well as we should at clocking in/out and taking breaks (side note: I miss my old boss that didn't breathe down my neck about clocking in and out...for crying out loud, I work the hours don't I??) Anywho, things started to look up after that.....
Okay, that was a lie. At about 10:30 I decide that I want a snack. I have been craving popcorn for days and thought I would satisfy that craving today. I "popped" the corn into our little personal microwave and watched-and listened-as the kernel sounds died down slightly. When I opened the door, a *very small* amount of smoke drifted out of the door. No big deal! Right. No more than 15 seconds after I walk back to my office, which is only a door away, the fire alarm went off. I thought to myself, oh, it's just in this little closed off room that I share with one other person and is behind a locked door. No way, the alarm was set off for the whole building.
I kept thinking I would just ignore it and it would stop. Nope. Everyone in the building-and I mean EVERYONE-they evacuated people in wheelchairs and crutches from the rehabilitation department on the second floor-poured into the street. There were the safety officials for each section with their hats on taking names on a clipboard, doctors, nurses, MAs, patients, etc. I walked among them trying my best to look as surprised and curious as the rest of them.
I heard over and over again, "No, this isn't a drill, I think it's the real thing." Ah geez. Then, I heard the sirens blaring. Ah dang. Yeah, sirens. A big red firetruck pulls up to the building. I could still taste the two kernels of popcorn I tried before the alarm went off.
Uniformed security officers came out of the building door and I was certain they were going to ask the crowd if anyone was Cheryl Meckley. I had left my office with the incriminating popcorn bag sitting next to my desk...covered in my name and picture. They never asked for me but said they were almost done. Then, they said it was clear and we could go in. I walked in with the crowd but noticed an official looking guy standing near the entrance to my hallway. I thought that he might be waiting for me so I followed the rest of the crowd up the stairs and avoided the hallway.
I don't embarrass easily and yet, this got me. When I returned to my office, the microwave door was ajar and my popcorn bag undisturbed. Me, I quietly went back to work after calling Sean to gain some sympathy. The best advice he had was that I should have taken my popcorn with me when I was standing out amongst the crowd to watch the goings-on. Truth is, if I had done that, they probably wouldn't be able to finger me as the culprit.
I'll let you know if I still have a job next week.